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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Old Age, Treachery & A Little Old Lady

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of
the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto
the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady ....."I'd
better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How d id you get all that money?"
"Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the
parking lot of Wrigley Field. Each time there's a game, a lot
of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go
and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time
someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off
it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's
in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm bluffing."

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