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Monday, May 08, 2006

Why Marriages Fail

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.


I don't think she's coming back

1 Comments:

Blogger JamaicanQueen said...

lol...i would beat him with a bat!!!

7:49 AM  

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