Zeus Exploits

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. It's better to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, with body totally worn out and screaming ~"WOO HOO what a ride!"

My Photo
Location: Granite Bay, CA

Work hard, play hard, be the best that you can be and when you can't - laugh!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Wisdom Comes with Age!

A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his
boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was
Dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss
me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever
seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have
dreamed of."The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked
it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what
I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have
never had."He opened his pocket, looked at the frog
and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."


Post a Comment

<< Home